20 Bald Quotes Every Bald Man Needs To See

Are you a bald man or going bald, and feel like all hope is lost? Fear not! These bald quotes will keep your chin up and make sure you keep kicking ass as a bald man.

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Being a bald man has it’s tough moments.

I get it.

As a bald man myself, I can definitely say the first signs of going bald aren’t exactly joyful!

But once you take the plunge into shaving your head and embracing your new look, all those horrible feelings instantly go way.

Allowing you to recreate your brand new identity!

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The 20 Best Bald Quotes

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Right, let’s check out some of the best bald quotes around on the internet today.

These are all pretty cool and speak the truth.

So if you are a fellow bald man, make sure to save a few of these quotes.

Or even share them with with a few friends!

#1. “Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough”

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#2. “I’m not going bald. I’m just getting more head”

#3. “A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover up”

#4. “There is one thing about baldness: It’s neat”

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#5. “The good thing about baldness is that you can style your head with a damp cloth”

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#6. “We’re all born bald, baby”

#7. “Women love a self-confident bald man”

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#8. “I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald”

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#9. “With a body like this, who needs hair?”

#10. “The bald look intimidates people. Short and nasty”

#11. “I’m not bald. I’m just taller than my hair”

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#12. “A muffin is a bald cupcake”

#13. “A hair in the head is worth two in the brush”

#14. “Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy”

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#15. “A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him”

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#16. “Hair loss is a good way of telling me I’m human”

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#17. “Bald is the new black!”

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#18. “Combovers are for losers. Embrace the baldness, and become a badass bald man”

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#19. “I’m too sexy for my hair. That’s why it ain’t there!”

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#20. “I may have lost my hair. But I have not lost my inner badass”

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We here at The Bald Brothers are all about being the best bald men we can be.

Make sure to follow suit!

Get fit, keep fit, and you’ll become a lot more self confident.

A bald man that’s in crazy shape is seen as a threat to other men.

Enjoy the new look!


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